I live in a swamp, in the country. Its quiet out there, just fresh air, and buffaloes and marsh birds. If you'd like to wake up and smell the wood fires, if you'd like to bathe in cold well water and eat good healthsome stuff that just grows wild, come stay with me...but leave those gadgets behind, please
here it is, and its better than the ad that got me 79 dates. this is the article that got Daily Mirror 2000 web hits within a few hours of it being uploaded.
