once upon a time

Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: It's on my "to do" list. Now come on.
Princess Fiona: But this isn't right. ...You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that's what all the other knights did. ...
Shrek: Yeah- right before they burst into flame.

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