by popular request....The add that got me 79 calls a day...
…for three days till I had to switch that phone off, plus about 55 texts, mostly with awful spelling which turns me off, 35 insincere expressions of interest from already married dudes, 20 rude suggestions from teenage dudes, 7 really nice new friends , 3 freelance-job offers from advertising sector people and 2 genuine marriage proposals ….in spite of the fact that I had said “please text”.
Above numbers are approximate but certainly not exaggerated and I still occasionally get a call about this add, probably from someone who is reading an old paper wrapping his lunch or just before he cleans up some cat- poo…
In answer to your next question, Im still single and picky.
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I honestly didn't know that people read this section of the paper anymore, coz most of em adverts are fake and hilariously exxagerated, unlike the humble one you had posted:)
or "anorexic 38 year old acne prone virgin spinster with absolutely no sense of humour but good collection of jewellary who likes watching Hindi teledramas and sewing seeks...."
just to see if anyone would sit up....
:-)
But I wouldnt mind some interesting company :-)
From Wikipedia, a free encyclopedia written in simple English for easy reading.
A housewife is a woman without a career who stays at home and takes care of the children and does the housework. The male version is called a househusband.
maybe I should subsitute it with "divorced broad" but then Id get a lot of fan mail.hmm
Note that housewives are supposed to be married, so you are doubly disqualified.....
Spinster is the term that would describe you but its a bit old fashioned and gives the impression of an old woman. Working girl might be a better term. Wikipedia does not seem to have a definition of this but answers.com has this to say:
working girl
n.
1. A young woman who works.
2. Slang. A woman prostitute.
If you are not happy with that, bachelorette, a dreadful Americanism is a possibility (I would advise against it though) but then letting my imagination run a bit more, have you ever thought of describing youself simply as a Virgin.... :)
hmmm...
spinster is out as it implies a woman who has never married.
"Single mother" may be a more appropriate one, all considered.
Let me think about it:-)
what I am is vividly described here
http://aljuharawrites.blogspot.com/2006/01/january-23rd.html
Jeez, what on earth were you doing getting married at 20 (if my arithmetic is right)?
This is particularly intriguing:
"should be divorced or widowed , preferably with kids,"
Presumably some experience in marriage is essential? Would other divorcees see it in the same way? am interested in one my self.
data, that's really excellent, keep up writing.