quotes I cant help but quote...sorry!

Unbloggable content usually implies me.
— Darth Teddy to Kahuna, attempting to amass rights to all questionable content.

http://circus1.blogspot.com/search/label/Unquotable%20Quotes
enjoy.

these guys are a scream...where have they blogged all my life? who are they ? what kind of software must they be writing?(shudder!)

I need to go through the archives, durnig the weekend I guess, so Im recording the link here, but hey- it doesnt mean all my readers can abandon me forever....ok?

Comments

aljuhara said…
I believe my anaconda is being falsely portrayed.

???
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 6:38:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Darth Teddy at your service ... and yes ... it was being falsely portrayed ... I shall maintain my claim to innocence ...
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 10:35:00 PM
aljuhara said…
oh my GOD!(hysterical screams) He exists! and he visited my blog!I cant beleive this! WOW!
Your honour, why do you people hide in this awesome secret Circus setup? Which one is the leader? do you recruit? when is the official movie due out?
I reiterate I am awed- prose like below:
" Remember - I control the bananas in this republic"
belongs in the Discworld Wild One-liners Hall of Fame.
are you perchance a Terry Deary fan too?
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:19:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Ha! I knew I'd find you here. You're supposed to be hibernating X-(
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:19:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Oh he exists all right, despite my best efforts to put him on a leash. And yes, some of us are Discworld fans. You'll come across references to the Hogfather if you dig deep enough.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:26:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Whoa ... down girl ... easy now ... to answer your questions:
1. No need for statements such as your honour .. i am a clown after all
2. I would nominate Big Kahuna as the leader as he runs the thing
3. Recruitment is done on a personal basis via Kahuna (Big). However, i understand its a tedious process.
4. There are no plans for a movie but i believe my biography is currently in the works .. illustrations and all (by George that chief clown has enough pictures *shiver*)
5. I believe I will let Kahuna comment on Discworld :)

for further clarifications please don't hesitate to contact DT.

Disclaimer: Please note that all posts are based on actual events which emphasizes that life is stranger than fiction.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 11:29:00 PM
aljuhara said…
someone prod me with a cattle whisk.I think Im dreaming.
seriously:Im so honoured to have yu both on board.
Take me to your leader?Pwease?
Thursday, January 18, 2007 12:03:00 AM
aljuhara said…
what I meant is of course I wish I could join this team, this ,this wonderful rabble or cult or party, whatever , because it seems to be all birds of my kind of feather.
Let us write together, your brains, my brawn...we could make a hit-

Anyway, I will stay calm, all in good time- you will need to trust me first ,Im sure as I must prove trustworthy....

in the mean time. all hail Prachette.and then came Deary-
Thursday, January 18, 2007 12:54:00 AM
aljuhara said…
Greetings Big Kahuna.
al_juhara@yahoo.com?
Thursday, January 18, 2007 1:04:00 AM
aljuhara said…
...and no,I cant believe Im actually talking to someone called Big Kahuna.
My sainted aunts will have to be sedated should they ever stumble across my blog...
...Hakuna Matata.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 3:27:00 AM
Anonymous said…
Oh don't be fooled ... he's not that big ... it's just blatant wishful thinking and over compensation on his part ... and yeah? your aunt's are saints?
Thursday, January 18, 2007 3:57:00 AM
aljuhara said…
its not the "Big" part of his name that made me blush.my dyslexic and dirty mind had mixed up Kahuna and Kohone and thats BAD. sorry.a million apologies! forget it ever happened. Ill wash my cortex out with pynol.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 6:09:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Darth Teddy's preoccupation with size is noted. He will appropriately dealt with in the next release of UQ and other scheduled disclosures.
Thursday, January 18, 2007 8:08:00 PM
aljuhara said…
boys,boys! When are you going to contact me? Its serious: I have a business proposition for you, which I dont necessarily want on the net:aljuhara@gmail.com
Thursday, January 18, 2007 8:36:00 PM
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