Thursday, August 23, 2007

We need a car but Im keeping my kidneys, thanks!

Husband Sells Wife's Kidney

thats a good headline and its really old news but I really wonderd how it was done, dont you?
and what we women could possibly market of our husbands if we set our minds to it...

ok heres the long and short of it and of course it happened because some people think that women are chattel(or was the word cattle?)
of course we are chattel/cattle if we sit around and wait while our organs are sold on the open market.

youd think one would notice ourselves a little LIGHTER and the guys bank account a little HEAVIER...gnnnn
I like to think of the dialogue which would have gone on after that say about ten years down the line, when they are old and grey and the guy is all mellow and contrite

W: you hopeless louse you, you took my thingy and sold cheap- its worth more than ruddy tractor see it doenst even have proper accelerator and its all rusty now
H : but honeypie I was thinking of our future...why you always harping on this , ok so I made a mistake , ok so I should have told you about it - I wanned it tuh be a liddle suprise !

W. its bl**dy taking up twleve feet in the front porch you asole , how can it be a little surprise...

ok ok at last - to find out how it was actually done just google for MAN SELLS WIFES KIDNEY
becos the link is too long to paste here
sorry...
and I know what youre all thinking...she has TWO kidneys ...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Al
what a pathetic situation?. I don't understand how humans could behave like animals .I mean to this extent. this world is full of problems. what we can do is seeing them in sympathy. that is not the right thing. but the reason is they are too distent to attend and show our empathy.

upali

Anonymous said...

hey, heres an idea - why not sell the mans kidney? Seeing that he has little to do except his job which usually pales in comparison to what women have to do i.e. bear children, look after children and husband, do household chores, cook clean... the list goes on. After all this too would help the said bank balance eh?

al juhara said...

aw, dont be silly.... that would be a human rights violation:a guys kidney performs important excretory functions, apart from helping him function in general.
with women, on the other hand...who cares...theyre replaceable...upgradeable and most of all...biodegradeable...