Wednesday, April 26, 2006

sorry thamai

Among her friends Al is known for providing that proverbial shoulder to cry on,and lending an ear to their troubles etc- so much so that :

APA: (hot STF hunk): here , you don’t know what happened to me, I cant walk –my leg has had it – Im in pain!!!waaaaH!
AJ : Oh my, you poor dear , was it something to do with yesterdays bomb?
APA: not exactly – I was at this army funeral and I was carrying the coffin and I triped and sprained my big toe.
AJ: Uh….

Tuesday, April 25, 2006


"Is the Army Commander dead?"
"uhmm...not officially."

Monday, April 24, 2006

funny …. this isn’t my bedroom

Newbie called yesterday evening.
Hes the second of my friends during the last month who had to have their head re stitched and their ears pasted back on and he also got stabbed but Im not clear as to actually where.
He gave me all the lurid details such as how he was left unconscious in a drain (in it self surviving that is a miracle –never mind benig beaten up with hockey sticks and stabbed randomly)and he woke up at about 3 and thought “that’s funny , this isn’t my bedroom…”and then had to flag down a passing lorry and plead with them to get him to hospital on the assurance that he would sign a document absolving them of any involvement in the likely event that he died…
Im seriously wondering whether this is just the kind of people I hang out with- they seem to come from the same factory, like Odel Models…but Im not complaining, see, I can write BOOKS about these people.
and I am.
writing , I mean.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I am what I am

Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I... am a librarian.

once upon a time

Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
Shrek: It's on my "to do" list. Now come on.
Princess Fiona: But this isn't right. ...You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-that's what all the other knights did. ...
Shrek: Yeah- right before they burst into flame.

Bahirawayas explained

Sri Lanka is full of buried treasure – if its not the rough gems lying around it would be royal stuff left behind by so many ancient kings who were half the time on the run from regicidal wannabes . So if you just dug about in your back yard a bit you could really find adventure but would you want to is the issue. Legends have rather bad things to say about people who try. The reason given is that these Royal persons kept grabbing hapless passers-by and be-heading them , with the Royal instruction to the dying person to guard the treasure from anyone. So ostensibly the country side was dotted with resentful homicide victims cursed into guarding royal trinkets with all the spiritual might they could muster – the usual vengeful confused earth bound sprits with Unfinished Business.

...from YAK BERA ,
Al Juhara 2006

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
-Serleena in MIB2
Hey, do the world a favor! Move your issues off the road!

last night I opened my bedroom window and left it and by morning there were not one but THREE fat cats sleeping purring like engines on my feet and it was a disturbance but quite comfy and happy too!! These were of course our cats although I doubt cats are ever owned- Pitchy ,Peekachew and Ginger Nuts( we are considering changing his name to Strawberry - because he feels like a large heavy berry covered in straw- of course) but by morning the two black ones had moved off, and only Ginger was still around looking rather dazed and confused as usual...
hes the one with the balance problem


"Uh, Diego.... retract the claws please."

I did love Ice Age - just the good clean fun!!!