Tuesday, September 12, 2006

anger management...


Its soundless, you can roll it and put it in your pocket, its as flat as a cardboard file and you can pretty much pour coffee all over it ,no problem- its just LKR 500/= and available from Global High Technologies in Liberty Plaza...but ...
looking closely* at the 'manual ' I discovered that there are some things you are just not allowed to do with your new high tech rollable keyboard....
for example having "putted it in the oven and roasted it"would strictly be a violation of all warrenty terms... !
well, I confess there have been really bad traffic days in Colombo but I personally have never actually had to consider microwaving my keyboard...
but its a thought...


*yes, you can click on that photo to read the details

11 comments:

Very Bad Man said...

imagine- you can finally RPG a keyboard!

al juhara said...

Comments of this nature will not be tolerated on my site! apologise at once ! go and wash your keyboard out with soap!

Mr. Evil said...

Oh hell.. When i was young (very).. I once putted my shoes in the washing machine.. spun it dry and then tooked it out and putted it in the microwave to finished the drying.. my mother was not thrilled!

Abracadabra13 said...

I'm wondering...

They were smart enough to design and build a flexible rollable washable keyboard.

Hmmm.. How hard would it have been to get an english copywriter to proof the wordings on that brochure???

Just Mal said...

It's probably Chinese made, hence the poor English.

al juhara said...

the technology of course is Japanese I beleive ,this is of course a cheap chinese counterfeit, which as usual costs one third, but functions just as well. the chinese have very colourful ways of translating things, I have noticed.

Very Bad Man said...

who is Mr Evil ? is he related to me?

al juhara said...

well...Im not really sure if you even measure up to him...see,
he claims to be plain undiluted Evil, whereas you are just a very bad man...*sorry*

abracadabra13 said...

hahah

mr. evil you have quite a reputation. hmmm

Makes note to meet up with mr. evil when i'm next in cmb.

Mr. Evil said...

very bad man?!?! DAD !!!IS THAT YOU !!!!!

al juhara said...

...rotflol...!!