(Budget available - 60k)
Pros of buying a well trained Asian Elephant to take me to office -
1)Id be helping conserve the asian elephant
2)Id be totally *environment friendly*
3)Id save on the petrol thereby indirectly helping our Balance of Payments situation (wow ! Patriotic!)
4)If tuk tuk drivers try to say things to me I can gently instruct the Elephant to pick them up and place them in the nearest canal. or on a roof top.Carefully and courteously mind you.
5)I wouldnt have to worry about getting run over by maniac 138 buses . I can tell my charge to sit on them for a while and hopelessly delay them if they are rude to me.
- it would take me 1 hour to get to work at the lesuirdly pace taken by local pachyderms and if there are females in the nearby temples there may be what perhaps can be called "diplomatic incidents"(=further delay)
- and there is one little problem at my Flower Road office - parking.
I guess thats why I had to settle for a moped.Dang!