Thursday, August 31, 2006

Writing Project Part 1

hola , mes amigos

or whatever
Yours truely has decided to start writing again somehow and my new buddy Nury Bey is helping - any potential writers out there please help us put out this joint venture...
Inspired by such greats as MURDER in the LIBRARY and MURDER IN PETTAH ...the title we picked was

MURDER IN COLOMBO which sounded kind of cool but then since I felt the word murder just didnt define all the excitement here I had to change it to -
MURDER ,RAPE ,ARSON and SUNDRY TRAFFIC OFFENSES in COLOMBO ...but its still open to your good suggestions - you decide- anyway from now *we will be trying to write a action adventure mystery novel set in red hot colombo - ...


the production so far :
Lets base it on an estate.a spooky but valuable old house. I know a vigilante- he hacked to death a child molester and buried him in his backyard or something…
Dark , eh? Work with me you never know – we could be the next batman and robin, or tarzan and jane or Wallace and Grommit



*till I get bored of it

18 comments:

Nuri Bey said...

after burying the unfortunate critter, the vigilante crept stealthily back to the victims car. Suddenly, an unpleasant thought came to his mind.He had forgotten to take the car keys out of the corpes pocket. Drat. There was no option but to dig the keys out. Cursing the vigilante headed back to the makeshift grave, and froze in horror. The grave was dug up and the corps was missing.

al juhara said...

frantic search for corpse ensues, now no way of getting rid of incriminating vehicle except to push it to a corner and rip off the license plate, plus invite local OIC over for a drink to make sure that he is still friendly - still it’s a matter of time before inquiries begin…so first he advertises the vehicle on E bay- gets one of the key cutters to fake a key –all this in the next 24 hours- now the little matter of the corpse still pending- tries telling his dog to find it but no luck (covers dug hole so no one will notice )(having checked in it first) events in sri lanka – kollupitiya bombing and bikkhu battle as background material- also co inccidently notified that he has won a lotto – child molesters victims parents keep coming around bringing him little gifties..and he has to tell them to please shut up and help try locate body. . . sexy vigilante dude also incidently meets hot chick on Kapuwa who is a medical student….
Over to you …
Possibly Include in the next instalment –
tkabaragoyas have dragged the corpse away? (actually this happened to my informant)
Now its in pieces what a mess.

Is it really possible to use a meat grinder and how much nerve will this take….

Anonymous said...

The hot medical chick plodded wearily to the morgue... yet another corpse to dissect before dinner. Strangely enough, there is a second body on a slab. She yanks off the plastic sheet and freezes in horror at the sight of the mutilated corpse with multiple kabaragoya bite marks.

Meanwhile,the vigilante discovers that axe used to hack the wicked child molester, has also mysteriously vanished...

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile somewhere, a severely constipated Kabaragoya prays for a bowel movement..

al juhara said...

lovely lovely ...
to untwist things please get this clear - its the Vigilante who killed the child molester and the latters body is LOST. so please can we backtrack a bit here...
but the ideas are good...so please do write more !!

Colombo Scully said...

meanwhile in a news flash..dazed kabaragoya caught while puking human hand...
Save the Reptile foundation appeals to the Dehiwala Zoo to release it back to the wild...
Dehiwala zoo looks confused and wonders how it ended up on aljuharas blog...

Anonymous said...

Flushed with his success at punisheing the child molester, the vigilante dresses up in hero costume of the cape and
underwear-over-pants variety and starts prowling the town at night time. ( and probably gets beaten up by some real toughies for roaming aroud looking so silly.)

nuri bey said...

trying to think clearly, viji decides the best thing to do in the circumstances is to meet his new flame, have a wild fling and hopefully his mind might come up with a plan.

Town hall appears to be in the mids of a raging battle. Lo and behold, isnt that a monk up the murunga tree by the city hall ?, bad times thinks Viji. carefull swameenwahansa,the little lasses of BLC might see your machinary, okay, its nothing much to write home about I know, so how about decending ?

al juhara said...

Bikkhu falls down tree and has to be rushed to hospital – hot chick medical student (hereafter refered to as HCMS) (played by Anarkali )* who happens to be on site has to reluctantly perform mouth to mouth much to bikkhus unholy delight- viji who naturally is in the middle of al the rukus - dosnt know it but the chick sent to meet him (medical student )is actually a nark. A decoy dolly so to speak. planted by the poor mans estranged ex wife who is trying to attack him for alimony. At the last minute just before he gets seduced by this hot chick he gets a message from one of his informats saying the bikkhu is a phoney too! Surprise surprise . is actually a member of the underworld and is here to save him from HCMSPN (hot chick cum med student cum police nark)
Viji sadly has to take HCMSPN to coffee at the Commons and give up any plans of seducing her.

Meanwile viji needs to find a tinkering-barss to dismantle the car part by part and sell them in panchikawatte so that they cant be traced by the police – urgent calls to find such- finally selected tinkering bas asking for real exorbitant amounts for job.( This guy looks like S- LON mudalali by the way-got the picture ? )
Still no corpse . what has happened,. And why is ex wife suddenly trying to trail him. Shes a hot chick too but she is old news.

Next?

* ooops . Im kind of day dreaming that this will become a film …sorry about that…I wonder how much she charges to play anything….

zorro said...

ok at this point we can make viji walk around in old superman costume (but why? wouldnt a National Costume be more appropriate plus it has "extra pocket room"-)and ok, if you insist, get beaten up- but guys, theres a PROBLEM -
wheres the CORPSE! and
what is the Kapuwa nick of this HCMC so that we can write to her....

al juhara said...

zorro, where have you been all this time! Colombo needs you!

zorro said...

me? I was fudging about on Kapuwa,sorry.

Anonymous said...

He's not the vigilante,is he? I mean this zorro charachter?by any chance?

nuri bey said...

oh no s-lon, i may be in a jam, but you cant butter me to part with that kind of money. suddeny Viji gets a brilliant idea, and without wasting any time runs over to the cop shop. "hey sarge... interested in making a couple of quick bucks ?" Viji immediately has to adopt life saving measures to save his skin with the entire cop shop lock stock and OIC rushing up to take up his offer. Well rank has perks, so OIC (who by the way looks a little like the paint baas) gets the job to dismantle the vehicle, free of charge too.

That taken care of Viji turns his mind on collecting his lottery winnings, but at the lotteries board a strange situation has developed. he is told that his money has already been collected by a portly gentleman, whom viji might catch up with if he hurried. Rushing out Viji froze, a chill going up his spine... there, standing at the bus stop, chewing a wad of beetle, scratching his groin,as sri lankans are want to do.. and holding a sirisiri bag with his lottery winnings is the corps.... very much alive.

zorro said...

Are you nuts? do you have any idea how hot Colombo is ,if you are compelled to wear a black cape,leather boots and crocodile skin underwear on the outside- the chaffing is horrendous..Im sorry I cant save your city unless someone designs a more comfortable uniform for me..

Anonymous said...

Hi everybody! I don't know where to start but hope this place will be useful for me.
In first steps it's really good if someone supports you, so hope to meet friendly and helpful people here. Let me know if I can help you.
Thanks and good luck everyone! ;)

Anonymous said...

I am not going to be original this time, so all I am going to say that your blog rocks, sad that I don't have suck a writing skills

aljuhara said...

I wont be original either so -THANKS! :-)